The Beat That Never Stops Beating

Apr 17

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

Apr 17

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

Apr 17
sexualmindfuckgrenade:

OMG…..their power is too strong……..*dies*

sexualmindfuckgrenade:

OMG…..their power is too strong……..*dies*

Apr 17

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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Apr 17

When I asked my friends opinion on who her favorite doctor was

Bri: I hate David Tennant. Matt Smith is so much better.

Me: How the hell do you hate David Tennant? Have you even seen any of his episodes?

Bri: Well no but Matt Smith is cuter.

Me: ……… *cringes* sometimes I hate you.

Apr 17

medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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Apr 17

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad